Walking down the street you can notice three different types of people. The first type will look straight forward, or worse yet, look in the opposite direction as though the cat sitting in the window they are walking by has really grabbed their attention. Then there are those who will walk by, usually content in [...]

yesterday
there was a hobo
and he held out his hat and asked for change
and i reached in my pocket
wait no thats not right
and i reached in hat
and put took some
and i said thanks
and he turned into a tyrannosaurus
but i remembered that tyrannosaurs don’t eat humans so i told him that
and told him HA IN YOUR FACE [...]