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me in bedHave you ever been so ridiculously sad and depressed over absolutely nothing that you just wanted to weep, but realized the ridiculousness in doing so, so you just lay there in bed, ear to the pillow, unable to sleep but aching to drift into a dream that will carry you from that feeling? yeah. What the eff.

Anyway – this weekend was amazing, and drunken. I’m sure pics will start happening soon. Ladyhawke was crazy. Got hit on by some drummer as I walked out of the show but I was too retarded from bad beer to understand. I made $11 at minibar (do I have to claim that on my taxes) by pole-dancing. Nudity was not involved (not even a little nipple). Managed to go swimming in Lake Michigan, naked. Did not make any money for that.

Perhaps I can sleep now. Thank you for listening

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  • http://dangling-carrots.blogspot.com Paul

    I think you should make a career out of pole dancing. Lucky Horseshoe?? :)

  • http://www.thatdorkjordan.com Jordan

    I think I’ll keep my day job, but it’s nice to know that I have something to fall back on. ;)

  • Thain

    Have I tought you nothing? If you’re going to get stupid on beer, at least make it good beer. Life is too short to drink swill.

  • Thain

    wtf, I can spell taught properly. must be the senile old keyboard, yeah thats it.

  • http://www.thatdorkjordan.com Jordan

    Good beer was not available in this particular fine establishment.

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