I seriously love xkcd 
Right here, folks, is everything you ever needed to know about eating sushi:
“Mah mah mah mah” “Oh toh toh toh”
1) I’m buzzied
2) What did you draw on that? A rabbit with a boner!?
3) Your hair is quite nice / I bet you spent lots of time / Applying shellac
4) “cum on my face”
5) I was told twice to get a hearing aid. WHAT!? (no, really, I couldn’t hear you)
6) William doesn’t need a hearing aid, he needs a listening aid.
7) Holley got rid of her syphilis with some penicillin but not before a good anal swab.
8 ) I had plans tonight, tomorrow, Saturday, and Sunday. Had being past tense (feel free to not correct me) – none of them came to fruition.
9) I want to learn the dance to Jai Ho.
10) I originally typo-ed “Jai Ho” as Jai HO. Pussycat doll win.
11) Sore, wet, hot, bald, free PUSSY.
12) It really was the most awkwardly crooked set of titties ever.
Goodnight folks.
This lies somewhere in that wicked realm between ridiculous hilariousness and downright creepy. Thanks for sending it to me, Evan!
My Mom is a huge fan of Air Supply so I grew up with their songs in the background, and to tell you the truth, I do like them. Admittedly, this video deserved the literalization Thanks to @redeyechicago‘s 80′s Lunch for the tip.
Oh, chlamydia.
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