This is a Monster Hitman that I got ant a Yelp! event months ago. I needed a boost for my run. Do you know what it says on the side?
“CAUTION POTENT: LIMIT INTAKE TO MAXIMUM 1 BOTTLE EVERY 4 HOURS. DO NOT COMBINE WITH OTHER CAFFEINATED PRODUCTS. TOO MUCH CAFFEINE MAY CAUSE NERVOUSNESS, IRRITABILITY, SLEEPLESSNESS, AND OCCASIONALLY RAPID HEARTBEAT. ALSO: AWESOMENESS, SUPER FUN TIMES, SUPER-HUMAN ENDURANCE, DROP-DEAD SEXY ABDOMINAL MUSCLES, PORN-WORTHY ENDOWMENT, INFINITE WEALTH, AND ANÂ IRRESISTIBLEÂ CRAVING FOR DINOSAUR BARBECUE BECAUSE THAT ISH IS THE BEST EVER AND YOU KNOW IT.”
(Via Chicagoist)
Lissette: Cool beans 12:12 PM
Me: beans beans the magical fruit… 12:15 PM
Lissette: Lol! Where do u come up with this stuff LOL 12:16 PM
Me: the more you eat the more you toot 12:16 PM
Lissette: Sick 12:17 PM
Me: the more you toot the better you feel 12:17 PM
Lissette: Hahaha well as long as we don’t toot as bad as william wow that kid can TOOTB 12:18 PM
Me: so eat your beans at every meal! 12:19 PM
Oh great diner food. Go to hell awesome menu!
And I can’t stand Carrie Prejean.
I’m sure you’ve read the stories about how she got breast implants for Miss America. If that weren’t enough, check this out:
If you are going to be crazy and use religion as an excuse to discriminate you better be a saint. As you can see Miss Prejean isn’t exactly the splitting image of morality here. I personally don’t see anything wrong with taking risque photos . Then again I don’t see anything wrong with two consulting adults marrying each other.Â