yesterday
there was a hobo
and he held out his hat and asked for change
and i reached in my pocket
wait no thats not right
and i reached in hat
and put took some
and i said thanks
and he turned into a tyrannosaurus
but i remembered that tyrannosaurs don’t eat humans so i told him that
and told him HA IN YOUR FACE BIG SCARY LOOKING ANCIENT CREATURE
and he cried and rolled over into a ditch whereby a taxi ran him over and killed him
and that is the story of how i stole from a tyrannosaurus rex which ultimately resulted in his untimely death
the end