http://www.thatdorkjordan.com The daily life of a dork in Chicago. Mon, 02 May 2011 14:03:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 http://www.thatdorkjordan.com/2007/11/28/why-you-shouldnt-be-homeless/ http://www.thatdorkjordan.com/2007/11/28/why-you-shouldnt-be-homeless/#comments Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:00:42 +0000 Jordan http://www.thatdorkjordan.com/2007/11/28/why-you-shouldnt-be-homeless/ yesterday
there was a hobo
and he held out his hat and asked for change
and i reached in my pocket
wait no thats not right
and i reached in hat
and put took some
and i said thanks
and he turned into a tyrannosaurus
but i remembered that tyrannosaurs don’t eat humans so i told him that
and told him HA IN YOUR FACE BIG SCARY LOOKING ANCIENT CREATURE
and he cried and rolled over into a ditch whereby a taxi ran him over and killed him
and that is the story of how i stole from a tyrannosaurus rex which ultimately resulted in his untimely death
the end

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