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Teddy Ruxpin caught an STD? Those 80s child stars…

teddyruxpinFormer child star Teddy Ruxpin has been on quite the Hugh Grant-like spree lately, reportedly being spotted at several locations frequented by prostitutes in cities across the US. The latest rumors to hit the rags indicate that not only has Ruxpin picked up a nasty case of pink eye, but also has managed to get a nasty case of Chlamydia from a prostitutes drool.

At least he didn’t go down the drug path…

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